Ladies & gentlemen, the one and only

"Leadbull" (leadbull911) 01/10/2015 at 01:51 • Filed to: None

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http://www.jalopmeter.com/

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Leadbull 01/10/2015 at 01:56

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An MX-6 from 21-30 years ago gets 165 points. hmmm.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Leadbull 01/10/2015 at 02:00

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For a first car I think I hit it right in the sweet spot between Jalop as fuck and Practically DDable. My truck scored a 98 I put in Engine placement wrong, I actually scored a 133 . Also I found this part awesome:

 V8 Rustler > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 01/10/2015 at 02:02

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Wrong reply.

 V8 Rustler > Leadbull 01/10/2015 at 02:04

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120 points from a Mustang GT. Both the E39 M5 and the Mustang have 5.0 V8s.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Leadbull 01/10/2015 at 02:08

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Why the hell does this warrant -5 points?! THESE ARE TOO JALOP TO HANDLE.

Leadbull > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/10/2015 at 02:11

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True jalops are self-lubricating, and don't need to ingest liquids.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Leadbull 01/10/2015 at 02:13

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Right, and these cupholders fit right in with that because they can't hold anything, essentially existing just as art.

Leadbull > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/10/2015 at 02:18

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True jalops appreciate function.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Leadbull 01/10/2015 at 02:31

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Are you thereby claiming any old Alfa Romeo functions? I'd vote that Saab's AMAZING cupholders are just as functional and useful as an AMAZING 33 Stradale.

Leadbull > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/10/2015 at 02:37

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True jalops aren't pedantic.

Anon > Leadbull 01/10/2015 at 03:29

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My 2008 GMC sierra got a 135! I could of gotten a 145 if I had lied and said it was just rear wheel.

holdenbacktears >  V8 Rustler 01/10/2015 at 03:30

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173. Wouldn't call it fantasy material, stock family car after all.

Why do you lose points for ashtrays?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Leadbull 01/10/2015 at 04:09

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my crappy lancer scored a miserable stinking 41 points. :(

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Leadbull 01/10/2015 at 09:34

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195 Points for my Cutlass Supreme! #WOOT!

Funktheduck > Leadbull 01/10/2015 at 11:31

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According to this test my truck is more jalop than my E30 and mazda3

Leadbull > holdenbacktears 01/10/2015 at 12:04

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If anything, old luxobarges with multiple ashtrays should be MORE jalop.

holdenbacktears > Leadbull 01/10/2015 at 17:07

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I know. You go back thirty years and there were even a few in the back for the kids.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Leadbull 01/13/2015 at 15:15

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Needs more throttle bodies.

Still...

151-200 points Fantasy Garage

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Leadbull 01/13/2015 at 16:33

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135 for an e46 323 convertible..

I'll take it!